darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card


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vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

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coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c


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faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is


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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole


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wzrdkelley:

tarynel:

emare1990:

tarynel:

emare1990:

tarynel:

My clit is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

My Dick is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

This is depressing

Lets do something about this.

Nah.

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makeitearlgrey:

maxeth:

tylersthings:

omgtsn:

nentindo:

grawly:

what

what

what


what

what

i guess 7 really did eat 9

makeitearlgrey:

maxeth:

tylersthings:

omgtsn:

nentindo:

grawly:

what

what

what

what

what

what

i guess 7 really did eat 9

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toastradamus:

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spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house


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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing


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